October 18, 2014

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October 14, 2014
muffinsaremysoul:

SANIC GO

muffinsaremysoul:

SANIC GO

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October 14, 2014
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duh-heo:

manga*

nerdjpg:

duh-heo:

manga*

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October 10, 2014

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October 10, 2014

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October 10, 2014

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October 9, 2014

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October 5, 2014
facts-i-just-made-up:

BAN VALHALLA!Join the movement to ban Valhalla by Ari Bach! A novel is nothing these days until it’s been banned from at least one school, library or book club. Harry Potter has been banned for perceived satanism, Looking For Alaska for sex and language, Hunger Games for violence. Valhalla has all of these and more and dang it, it deserves a ban. Please help send Valhalla to the ranks of the forbidden and write your local hate groups, PTAs and other moral policing organizations!Valhalla features:
34 fucks, 24 shits, 11 craps and 5 bitches!
A frequent masturbator, common nudity and an instance of sex!
Countless acts of bloody violence!
Lesbian main characters! Warn your local homophobe!
Even more instances of gory violence!
A joke about balls!
Violence using bombs, knives, microwave guns and a walrus!
A guy who does drugs!
A surgically modified drill penis!
Numerous occult references!
A torture scene!
Casual blasphemy!
Cannibalism!
Militarism!
Sadism!
Philosophy of a grievously deviant nature!
Come on people, if they can ban Where’s Waldo for nudity, if they can ban James and the Giant Peach for the word “ass,” if they can ban Captain Underpants and Lord of the Flies for being age inappropriate, If they can ban Bridge to Terabithia and The Golden Compass for being anti-religious, if they can ban The Giver and The Most Dangerous Game for violence,  damn it if they can ban Anne Frank for being bisexual then by God we can ban Valhalla!
Valhalla by Ari Bach: BAN THIS BOOK!

This makes it sound like the best book ever. I want to purchase it all of a sudden.

facts-i-just-made-up:

BAN VALHALLA!

Join the movement to ban Valhalla by Ari Bach! A novel is nothing these days until it’s been banned from at least one school, library or book club. Harry Potter has been banned for perceived satanism, Looking For Alaska for sex and language, Hunger Games for violence. Valhalla has all of these and more and dang it, it deserves a ban. Please help send Valhalla to the ranks of the forbidden and write your local hate groups, PTAs and other moral policing organizations!

Valhalla features:

  • 34 fucks, 24 shits, 11 craps and 5 bitches!
  • A frequent masturbator, common nudity and an instance of sex!
  • Countless acts of bloody violence!
  • Lesbian main characters! Warn your local homophobe!
  • Even more instances of gory violence!
  • A joke about balls!
  • Violence using bombs, knives, microwave guns and a walrus!
  • A guy who does drugs!
  • A surgically modified drill penis!
  • Numerous occult references!
  • A torture scene!
  • Casual blasphemy!
  • Cannibalism!
  • Militarism!
  • Sadism!
  • Philosophy of a grievously deviant nature!

Come on people, if they can ban Where’s Waldo for nudity, if they can ban James and the Giant Peach for the word “ass,” if they can ban Captain Underpants and Lord of the Flies for being age inappropriate, If they can ban Bridge to Terabithia and The Golden Compass for being anti-religious, if they can ban The Giver and The Most Dangerous Game for violence,  damn it if they can ban Anne Frank for being bisexual then by God we can ban Valhalla!

Valhalla by Ari Bach: BAN THIS BOOK!

This makes it sound like the best book ever. I want to purchase it all of a sudden.

(via facts-i-just-made-up)

October 5, 2014

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October 4, 2014

everythingiscraycray:

how the fuck does that just “happen” to a pizza

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